things that are gay sex:
- cannibalism
- surgery
- russian roulette
- braiding/brushing hair
- fishing
- hunting
- gutting animals
- stabbing
- drinking blood from the wrist or neck
- autopsies
- shootouts
- boxing/wrestling
- digging in the ground
the fucked up house poll again but i’m doing it in minecraft. whatever proportions everyone votes on i will build for real in the video game mine craft.
bedroom
furnace room
kitchen
farms
storage
enchanting area
hallways
armory
portal room
balcony
no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades
Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough
BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’
No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.